Fred Spotted On Sliced White

Today floods of True Believers from around the globe will journey from far and wide to witness first hand a modern day miracle. A young man from Coventry was making his morning toast when he was shocked to see a face peering back at him. Despite his strong desire to eat toast he held off and showed it to a friend who instantly recognised the visage. Word travelled fast and before long a mass pilgrimage was begun. It is believed that the consumption of a single crumb of the toast will fill the recipients head with infinite accounting knowledge and cure leprosy. None of the claims have been proved thus far. So get on your boots and start trekking. Finally there is a reason to go to Coventry.